UNOFFICIAL NEWPORT COUNTY AFC FORUMS

Awww, how cuuuute! Who couldn't look at them and say that's not the cutest picture ever

Ben White gave away a penalty, has anyone else ever conceded one?

As title

Bangitintrnet wrote: December 21st, 2021, 6:28 am

As title

Leeroy! Leeroy! Used to get on well with Harry as I recall

you cant "hoover" as it is a brand name but you can "vacuum"

PortandSud wrote: January 8th, 2022, 11:17 am you cant "hoover" as it is a brand name but you can "vacuum"

A profound post if l may say

Story time.

Henry, The Hoover had one of those days at work today. Nothing was going right for him. (Please add to this story).

yourfinalanswer wrote: January 8th, 2022, 1:04 pm Story time.

Henry, The Hoover had one of those days at work today. Nothing was going right for him. (Please add to this story).

He felt right sucked off, especially when the lady of the house said she was going to sell him, as he was just gathering dust.....

The lady of the house changed her mind, and now he's picking up nicely.

Then one day he was sent to America, to see his friend Edgar Hoover, Dam he said, there's something blocking my flow.......

DeePeeNCAFC wrote: December 19th, 2021, 7:08 pm

mad norm wrote: December 19th, 2021, 6:22 pm

County4Life wrote: December 19th, 2021, 5:39 pm This is very experimental, it's like an idea picasso would have had, if he got fed up with the paint.

A non-judgemental post says nothing.

I think i'd like this post locked and kept, please don't destroy my work

I've never met Picasso,
but I have met Jeremy Hunt,
and I'm fed up with hoovering,
purely my point of view
and Ben White gave away a penalty yesterday

I thought that was the start of a limerick there - I was waiting to hear what rhymed with ‘hunt’!

There was a young Tory called Hunt,
On the leadership he took a punt,
But it was a no, no,
They voted for BoJo,
Of the litter he was the runt.

There you go DeePee, a limerick just for ye, as they say in Limerick.

Thanks Stan, enjoyed that.

DeePeeNCAFC wrote: January 9th, 2022, 1:38 pm Thanks Stan, enjoyed that.

If you will encourage me.

On Boris I will now muse,
A winner, it's the people who lose,
The blond headed c@nt,
Beat Jeremy Hunt,
So let's party, but bring your own booze.

There once was was a pleb named Johnson
Assumed he had the balls sized of Bronson
A Tea party ensued
No voter amused
Kieth Starmer says a Sir sounds so wholesome

Copyright: C4L LOL

Loving these Gents!

Out of interest, is Keith Starmer Kier’s brother?