UNOFFICIAL NEWPORT COUNTY AFC FORUMS

Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day, but push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach? It isn't hard.

When I die, I want to be cremated. It's my last chance to have a smokin' hot body.

So a man walks into a shop and asks if he can buy the electronic download of Prince Harry's autobiography.
"Would that be the PDF file?" asks the store assistant.
"No" replies the man, "The PDF file is his uncle Andrew."

Unfortunately our obese parrot died this week but it’s a weight off my shoulders

My wife asked me what the female version of a man cave was ?


I told her , 'its called a kitchen'.
















By the way I'm looking for somewhere to stay for a few days

After having a heart attack at aged 64 my grandma started walking 10,000 steps a day to help with her recovery.

Now aged 94 we have no idea where the hell she has gone

After last nights meeting,the new media and communications guy is a joke!!

amberandy wrote: June 14th, 2023, 5:23 am After last nights meeting,the new media and communications guy is a joke!!

Straight after the meeting Kelly was logged onto the forum. She didn't say or write anything. Perhaps she agreed with you. It did seem pretty poor that the zoom was so poor.
It may not have been his fault but as the new media manager I would have thought it would have been a priority to get it working correctly because as I understand J Pratt was online using it.
If he has any intension of investing in the club he surely couldn't have been impressed by it

It would be nice to hear why he has become involved in the club. Its been very quiet since he joined the BOD in whatever capacity..
Is he going to invest / get people to invest ?
Is his business knowledge going to pull us out of the situation we are in ?
Is he another Sherman? Came in with this , ' I want to get involved but the BOD wont get in contact with me ' posts all over Facebook. Whilst asking for the accounts to be available for him to view.

What are his intensions / plans ?

When I die I have told my kids to bury me with my 12 inch record collection...


It will be my vinyl resting place

When I go to bed I wear a full set of armour

At least I can get a good knights sleep

What's blue and smells like paint

















Blue paint

I used too be addicted to soap





I'm clean now thank goodness

Why was the lifeguard unable to rescue the hippie


He was too far out man

GC has applied for Newport County to join Tesco Clubcard .











He is hoping they will double our points earned this season so we stay out of the bottom two

Cardiff City beat Penybont 2-0 in their opening pre season friendly yesterday


Ryan Reynolds was playing for Penybont.....

Surely the FA can kick Wrexham out of the League as there is a conflict of interests..A chairman of one club playing for another team

I went to the Doctor's this morning and told him I was having problems with my hearing

" Can you describe the symptoms to me" he asked


" Yes no problems"


They are yellow , Homer is fat , Marge has blue hair and Bart is a little bleeder............."