UPTHEPORT wrote:Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, Klopp gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the lad comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'

'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten up and now your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'

The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry..'

'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' screams his mum, 'it's your ******* fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!'

Justanordinaryfan wrote:Mmmmm a so called joke with a gang rape flavour .... nice.

Justanordinaryfan wrote:Mmmmm a so called joke with a gang rape flavour .... nice.

The Wolf wrote:

UPTHEPORT wrote:Taken out

Wouldn't want to offend anyone in these pc times

Are you now admitting that you were being racist?

UPTHEPORT wrote:Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, Klopp gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the lad comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'

'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, and beaten up and now your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'

The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry..'

'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' screams his mum, 'it's your ******* fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!'

daftasfxxx wrote:It's to do with the unedited version which was copied below and mentions gang rape but tbh it's a copy and paste joke aimed at scousers and nothing malicious intended by the poster

papajohn wrote:

daftasfxxx wrote:It's to do with the unedited version which was copied below and mentions gang rape but tbh it's a copy and paste joke aimed at scousers and nothing malicious intended by the poster

I would hope that justanordinaryfan would realise that I have not seen any previous versions and lets me off for having a go at his point of view. Similarly if that version contained material which could be construed as racist. I don't know, I didn't see the original, only the version shown above. Might have been better if the whole thing was retracted. Best wishes to all.

thefail wrote:

Justanordinaryfan wrote:Mmmmm a so called joke with a gang rape flavour .... nice.

9 out of 10 people here will probably be able to take it as it was meant.

The Wolf wrote:

UPTHEPORT wrote:Taken out

Wouldn't want to offend anyone in these pc times

Are you now admitting that you were being racist?

papajohn wrote:

daftasfxxx wrote:It's to do with the unedited version which was copied below and mentions gang rape but tbh it's a copy and paste joke aimed at scousers and nothing malicious intended by the poster

I would hope that justanordinaryfan would realise that I have not seen any previous versions and lets me off for having a go at his point of view. Similarly if that version contained material which could be construed as racist. I don't know, I didn't see the original, only the version shown above. Might have been better if the whole thing was retracted. Best wishes to all.