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**** me I've seen him in the Dodger

mike wilks wrote:**** me I've seen him in the Dodger

When you see him next make sure you give his belly a good rub, for luck.

The Newport wrote:

mike wilks wrote:**** me I've seen him in the Dodger

When you see him next make sure you give his belly a good rub, for luck.

I Will Tomorrow.......

Pipey has let himself go a little. :D

Willthiswork wrote:Pipey has let himself go a little. :D

Willthiswork wrote:Pipey has let himself go a little. :D

Try and touch his belly.

The Newport wrote:Good luck Newport County.

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Keep sharing this Picture and great things will happen today for Newport County.

Let's hope the touchlines are also enlightened!

The Newport wrote:Good luck Newport County.

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I told the wife not to post my pictures on here I wanted to keep the mystery of what I looked like a secret

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The Newport wrote:Good luck Newport County.

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I told the wife not to post my pictures on here I wanted to keep the mystery of what I looked like a secret

Yes met your lovely wife recently. I must say your true photographer isn't far off.
Your lovely wife Phoned me and asked me to come over to the Uk for a business meeting. I did ask how your wife got my number and your wife said from a friend of a friend. I didn't ask anymore. Anyway when I met your lovely wife I asked what was the problem and do you know what your wife said well she got this photograph out of her handbag and this is my problem. I took one look at the photograph and I had to sit down and have very strong drink I can tell you. I asked once again what is the problem and your wife said I need the insurance money to finish the rest of the garden and maybe if there any money left over to do a few things around the house. She ask me what's the price. When I told her, she said that's fair price. I then said how soon do you what the job done. She said before the summer. Is that possible or not. I said that's doable.

So there we have it. I'm back in Newport before the summer. So my friend what do you think your lovely wife wanted me to do?

see a psychiatrist ? You sir need help..

I think she would start batting for the other side before phoning you

neilcork68 wrote:see a psychiatrist ? You sir need help..

I think she would start batting for the other side before phoning you

Your lovely wife also said that you didn't have a sense of humour?

The Newport wrote:

neilcork68 wrote:see a psychiatrist ? You sir need help..

I think she would start batting for the other side before phoning you

Your lovely wife also said that you didn't have a sense of humour?

Would any 'sane woman' think your humour is funny ? Even a psychiatrist may seek help after meeting you.